Wet Pussy

Once upon a time, there was a cat who spent her hours sitting near the river. Near the river from North stands a sausage factory. The cat always waited for pieces of sausage thrown, in order to satisfy her breakfast.

One time, a small sausage was floating in the river. The cat got a stick to reach the sausage, she got it without her body getting wet. Second time, a bigger sausage floated, she ha

d a harder time reaching it with the stick, and this time, her two paws and her face got wet.

Next morning, a HUGE sausage was coming. She must be ready to catch this. Because it was a big sausage, she swam in the water, got the sausage with all her body full of water.

Lesson: the "bigger" the sausage, the wetter the "pussy".