Fan 1: Kumusta ang love life ni John Pratts?
Fan 2: Ayun, Bigo teh!
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Fan 2: Ayun, Bigo teh!
At doon nagsimula ang alamat ng Bigote.
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Showing posts with label Funny Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Ilang status pa ba ang i-li-like ko o giliw ko?
Tatlong buwan na akong nakasubscribe sa 'yo
Di mo man lang napapansin ang friend request ko..
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Advice
Ang manliligaw nyang yun ay:
- tumawag sakanya paulit-ulit para kunin ang cellphone number nya.
- isang oras nyang tinitigan ang botelya ng juice dahil nakasulat dun ay "concentrated"
- sinubukan nyang lunurin ang tilapya.
- nakulong daw sya sa grocery store ngunit kinabukasan ay lumabas siyang gutom.
- may katabing ruler sa gabi para sukatin kung gaano kahaba ang tulog nya.
- at huli, nagreklamo sya sa pulisya dahil nabunggo daw sya ng naka-parking na kotse.
Sasagutin daw ba nya ang manliligaw nya?
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Eksina Sa Walang Hanggan
DANIEL: "Pero Lola mahal ko si Katirina!"
LOLA HENYA: "Mahal?"
DANIEL: "Opo mahal.."
*sinampal ni Lola Henya si Daniel*
DANIEL: "Bakit nyo po ako sinampal, Lola?"
LOLA HENYA: "Dahil sa RITE-MED bawal ang mahal!"
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LOLA HENYA: "Mahal?"
DANIEL: "Opo mahal.."
*sinampal ni Lola Henya si Daniel*
DANIEL: "Bakit nyo po ako sinampal, Lola?"
LOLA HENYA: "Dahil sa RITE-MED bawal ang mahal!"
Pulubi
Tinanong ko yung namamalimos kung anong mararamdaman nya pag binigyan ko siya ng isang libong cash.
Sagot nya, 'mamamatay' daw sya sa tuwa.
Tangina, diko binigyan.
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Sagot nya, 'mamamatay' daw sya sa tuwa.
Tangina, diko binigyan.
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Wet Pussy
Once upon a time, there was a cat who spent her hours sitting near the river. Near the river from North stands a sausage factory. The cat always waited for pieces of sausage thrown, in order to satisfy her breakfast.
One time, a small sausage was floating in the river. The cat got a stick to reach the sausage, she got it without her body getting wet. Second time, a bigger sausage floated, she ha
d a harder time reaching it with the stick, and this time, her two paws and her face got wet.
Next morning, a HUGE sausage was coming. She must be ready to catch this. Because it was a big sausage, she swam in the water, got the sausage with all her body full of water.
Lesson: the "bigger" the sausage, the wetter the "pussy".
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One time, a small sausage was floating in the river. The cat got a stick to reach the sausage, she got it without her body getting wet. Second time, a bigger sausage floated, she ha
d a harder time reaching it with the stick, and this time, her two paws and her face got wet.
Next morning, a HUGE sausage was coming. She must be ready to catch this. Because it was a big sausage, she swam in the water, got the sausage with all her body full of water.
Lesson: the "bigger" the sausage, the wetter the "pussy".
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